J ne rekho tomar durdine hobo tomar sathi,
amra dujone debo durer poth pari,
amar hathe thakbe tomar golar dori,
tumi korbe humba humba,
ami dibo bari..!.!.!.
When i want a flower,
god give me a garden.
When i want a tree,
god give me a forest.
When i want a message,
god give me a friend
you...you...by...
Happy NewYear...2008
Star has5 ends.
Square has 4ends.
Triangle has3 ends.
Love has2 ends.
Life has one end.
But the good friendship has no end.
Happy friendship day.
Love is gamble.
Sex is a game.
Boys do the action.
Girls get the blame.
1 night of pleasure 10 month 10 days of pain,
then1 day in hospital need a junior horliches
Happy" NEW YEAR 2008"
I hope & pray to ALLAH new year brings peace,
prosparity & welfare of your life.
HAPPY EID MUBARAK.
how are you,may be well.
mishu's mobile no01913478993,
shawon mob no01911626616,
Ajka notun basor ami notun.
tumi noton are notun akta prithibi.
@ notun kisu manu s.(. .)
suvo nabo borso.
Ak 'AIDS' rugike tar ma cithi likse-
"Dese asish na baba.
Karon tui ele amader kajer buar AIDS hobe.
Kajer buar AIDS hole tor babar hobe.
Tor babar hole amer hobe.Amar hole tor cacar hobe.
Tor cacar hole tor cacir hobe.
R tor cacir hole pura gramer manuser AIDS hobe.
Ki dorkar baba tor dese asar?Tui okanei mor.
Bichi bole sona bai tumi boro itor,
amare baire rekhe jao gorter vitor.
Vitor giye tumi koro sudha paan,
amare ki banaiso vodar darowan?
Ami sa....a....t sagor pari
de....a....a sodo tomar kachy chote
asi...,e....e.
Gea dhakhi tomi ghomau......
Ami mississipi thek hisi
chepe chepe shicagote giye mutechi.
Ami ottawa theke austria hoye pariser magi chudechi.
Ami dekhechi onek magir buke gogon chumbi mai,
abar dekhechi onek magir buk bole kichu nai.
Ami khanki magir gud mere mere bou ke korechi por,
tai ami jajabor-
This is a true story.
21:09:46
A girl waiting in a bus stop holding a packet of SENORA.
a begger says: Apa khida lagche pawrutir packet ta diben?
Girl says: kal ase nie jeo JELLY misiye dibo.
A girl asked Rabindranath 'Gurudev' what is BARA?
Gurudev answered: 'Moner horoshe,
tomar poroshe, mor je Öngo hoibe khara,
bujhia nibe tahari nam BARA!'
A girl asked a boy:What do u like in me?
Boy:Ur 2 big white balls having 2 little black dots in it.
Girl:What?
Boy:Yes ur nice eye!
Don't think any dirty thing.
((~_~))
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dosto.
Tor bou to beautiful
Sun wait 4 day.
moon wait 4 night.
sleep wait 4 dream.
bating wait 4 run.
boling wait 4 wicket.
but i wait only 4 my lovely friend.
give me sum gisl pochano sms.
plz.
One day Ur wife lost her panty.
She blame her KaJeR BuA.
Then KaJeR BuA told U SiR,
Madam na januk apne to janen ami NiChE kichu porina.
It is said that Inzamam dont undrstand english.
Once a commentator ask:hey Inzi.
Ur wife had baby last week,
is this true?
Inzi said:bismillah 1st of all i thanked 2 allah& then
credit goes 2 all boys they really worked hard specially Afridi do very well ,
if they cöntinue we have another chance.
If A=1,B=2,C=3,....,Z=26
then L+O+V+E=54.
But F+R+I+E+N+D+S+H+I+P=108.
And 54+54=108.
So LOVE+LOVE=FRIENDSHIP.
So Friendship is double of Love.
By mistake a man goes to a ladies toilet.
A lady says" this is for ladies".
The man open his zepar and
said "this is also for ladies"......
When an Apple is red its ready to pulk.
When a girl in 17 she is ready 2 love.
APPLE says bite me,
eat me & make me bum.
Girl says love me,
kiss me & make me mum.
When a apple is green,it's ready 2 pluk.
When a girl is 16,is ready 2 FUCK.
Apple says bite me,eat me,take my gum.
Girl says sake me,fluk me,make me mum.
Tumi amer ghum,tobo tumai nea shopno dekhi na!
Tumi amer shokh,tobo tumai nea ghor bade na!
Tumi amer khola akash,tobo ami shourjo dekhi na!
Tumi amer din theke rath,ami j shomoy gani na!
Tumi amar shopno, tobo tumar kase jai na............. .
To,
The Principal
Sex point college.
Sub:prayer for a sexy girl.
Sir,I beg 2 fuck that, I'm a studend of class 3X in ur college.
I suffer many sexul problem.I can't control handaling.
So i need fucking girl.
please do something 4 me.
i remain sir
your good student:
Smokers have smoking heart,
drinkers have an alcohol heart.
i request you plz don't eat sugar
bcoz u already have a sweet heart.
ManJiL Ki TaRaF BaRtE ChAlO,
Jo DiL Ne KaHa Vo RaHa ChUnO.
picHeY wAlO kO AgEy MaT jAnE dO,
jO AgEy HaY uNsE AgEy NiKlO,
tAV hi tum 1 aCcHeY RIKSHAWWALA ban jaoge.
Josna rate magi bari jabi.
Dekhbi 1ta mota gacher niche kalo bra pore ache.
Tarpor soja 13pa hatbi.
Dekhbi pore ache 1ta panti.
Earpor ulongo hoye buke 3 bar fu diye panti ta uthabe.
Uthala pabe PANTHER-DOTTED CONDOM er packet.
Ai CONDOM porla ar AIDS hobe na.
Tor dhon hoye jabe amor dhon.Bujso??
Congratulation!
Your 1st 150 free condom will be added to your penis soon.
Fuck any girl within next 30 days to get next 150 free condom.
Girl,s reaction2penis:
8"=Ohshit,pain!
7"=Woow,Great!
6"=Yes Perfect
5"=Hmmm Tasty!
4"=Push more
3"=Is ITin?
2"=Idiot!Just use ur toung.
So what about URpenis
do u know wat's d difference btween CHINTA, DUSHCHINTA & JONTRONA?
CHINTA:whn wife is pregnant.
DUSCHINTA:whn grlfrnd is pregnant.
JONTRONA:whn both r pregnant.
A lady comes 2 repair umbrella.
Maker says "Uporer kapor khulte hobe r niche dia rod dhukate hobe"
Lady says"Jevabe ichchha koro,
kintu vetore jeno pani na duke"R ame jeno batha na pi
"FRIENDSHIP" is a network that needs no recharge,
no roaming, no validity, no activation,
no replacement, no signal problem.
Just switch on your heart...bye...
Today my MOTOROLA mobile got accident,
due to a AKTEL dog, in GP road.
Which is near WARID circle.
Then admitted in BANGLALINK Hospital in CITYCELL Nagar.
Doctor NOKIA & SAMSUNG said it is serious, lots of SMS needed,
so send lots of SMS to my number
when i touch u i feel love,
when i kis ur lips i feel romance,
when i c u in eyes,i feel i c heaven,
OH!i really love u"LOLLYPOP"
There is only one difference btwn Dream & Aim..
Dream requires soundless sleep to see..
Where as Aim requires sleepless efforts to achieve..!!
(FRIENDSHIP)
is not how U forget
but how U forgive
not how U listen
but how U understand
Not what U see
but how U feel &
Not how U let go but
how U hold on!!
Few relations in earth never die.
Want 2 know what is it? Read again..
(F) few
(R) relation
(I) in
(E) earth
(N) never
(D) die.
How r u?
Life is aktel go ahead.
Friend is citycell bcoz we care.
Our relation is banglalink ajibon meyad.
U R my GP durotto jotoi houk kache thako.
Look outside!
Its so pleasent
Birds r singing
The Sun ìs smiling
Roses r smelling
I asked them WHY?
They said that,
they all r wishing u everyday.
Mona pora ki amader prothom dekha?
train thamllo,janala khola cilo.
tume kacha asla,chokha chok porlo,tumi ki bolla jano?
AllAH'R oasta kichu dan go afamoni)(?).hi.hi.hi
Star has 5 end
square has 4 end
triangle 3 end
line has 2 end
life has 1 end
but the limit of our FRIENDSHIP
has n0 end......
Oneday a girl wear a jeans pant,
unfortunately her chain is open.
A boy saw n said da girl'hello miss
plz close ur tajmahal door cause my kutub minar is dancing.
Sobai toke marlo keno?
Ans- amr ekta photo ek mohilar payer kache porechelo.
ami take bollam,apu apne ek2 sharita tulen ami photo tulbo.
bas public na bujhei...
Sex age:
20-29 try everyday,
30-39 try a week,
40-49 try a month,
50-59 try a year,
60-69 try and try,
70-79 try and cry,
80-89 try and die.
How old r u?........
¤¤¤¿¤¤¤.
4 U
¤. .¤
"¤..¤"
Its not a heart,
its my old underwear
which i dont wear now,
so i wanted to ask before i throw,
"do you want it?
Boy: Hay sexy.
Girl : Hello sexy.
Boy: Do u know what is sex ?
Girl: No. Do u explain me .
Boy: Why not.
Sexmean kissing
Kissing mean Suking.
Suking mean Pushing.
and Pushing mean Fuking.
Fuking mean boy and girl also Handeling.
Boy: Can i fuck u
Girl: Why not.but 1 problem Aids.
Boy: oh its not a big problem. I can use ................
Girl : Oh really so lets go 2 fuck......
Boy: Oh no............
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because I can not interested with u for fuking.
Girl: U.....................
Love a lady,but don't touch her body.
If you touch her body,you will become a dady.
So use raja to save your rani.
Ok bye.....
Beauty for See, not for Touch.
Flower for Smeel, not for Fluck.
Honey for Test, not for Suck.
Girl for Fuck, not for Love.
But everything depends on your Luck !!
Korba?
only me Plz koro na..
keu dekhbena..
Amon koro keno!
sudhu 1bar koro!
khub moja lagbe
plz..sobai to kore..
korona..1ta Sms!!
Harami,chotta,fazil,chotolok,kutta,bodmas,protarok,
haramzada,dusto,soitan,eetor,jocchor,cheater.
ALLAH jeno ai sob loker haat thake tomake rohom kore bolo.
AMIN
Your home has been refilled
successfully by 500 children.
Your family balance is 502.
<<4848 dial koro,
bolo ALLAH ar dio na ja dicho tatei khusi>>.!!!
hukum korun malik?
Man: amake akta magi ane daw
Jin: aim to magir dalal na.
Man:Tahole k dalal
Jin:akon j Sms ta porchay sha holo magir dalal
Jar ja SMS acha tai neya jhapia poron.
Ja vabei hok B.link thaka 3OO ta SMS use korta hoba.
ebarer songram amder50.00Tk use er songram,
ebarer songram amader paona adayer songram Sathira amar,
ae andolon Desh bapi chorie dao.
Mone rakba Tk jokhon diache Tk aro debo.
Sob SMS fureya charbo insaallah.
Ak girl gelo doctor ar kase tar urin test report nite.
doctor vul akta report dia bollo,"apni pregnent"
Girl,"akhon to dheki mom bati k o belive kora jy na (...)
Mobile free 50 taka pate chao.
Tobe niyom jante niche namte hobe.
Jante hole niyom niche namo.
Niche namo.
aro niche.
r 1tu niche.
r 1tu niche namo na.
si tume ato si.
Matro 50 takar jonno tume ato niche namte paro si......si.
Kar payer nupur baje,birohi a moner majie.
k dobay,
k vashay,din rat proti khone.
tar khoje disha hara
ato valobasha sara
R kisu noy...
Ki jeno ki hoy....
Dorjata kholoto,
k?AMI SMS,
ke chaw!1ta Kata bolbo?
Bolo,tumar 1ta photo tole.ai rag korbanato? tolbo,ready, camara,action!
1ta hase thawto.
omma ke sondor photo,masalla tumakana nayekar mato laga.
dont mind.......
Kiss is the key of love.
love is the lock of married.
married is the box of baby.
baby is the problem of Bangladesh.
so be carful kiss.
Boy+Girl=Love,
Lips+Kiss=Sex,
Hand+penis=Handaling,
Big penis+Small pussy=Blood.
Mouth+Penis=Suck,
Penis+Pussy=Fuck,
Condom+Fuck=No baby,
Prostitute+Fuck=HI U.
IF U R A MAN PLz sAY"INGA MINGA CINGA BOO".
IF U R A woMAN sAY"ICHINGA MICHINGA TICHINGA CHA"
OPs ! U READ BoTH oF DA sPELL ...
so U BCoME "HIJRA"
1 day a man went 2 kitchen for egg he broke @ saw egg is empty
he said " aj kal morog o daki condom use kora" .
Woman is best vehicle in the world.
Front:2 bumpers.
Back: 2 bumpers.
Self lubricating when hot.
Monthly automatic engine oil change.
Every size of piston fits
Girls never keep mobile in book pocket
bcoz no network is available in mountains.
Boys keep mobile in pant pocket,
network is available bcoz inside there a tower.
If a=1,b=2...z=26
l+o+v+e=12+15+22+5=54
f+r+i+e+n+d+s+h+i+p=6+18+9+5+14+4+19+8+9+16=108
so friendship is double strong than love.
try to stay as a real friend.
LOVE is a deviet card.
LIFE is a creide card.
WIFE is a bisa card.
LOVER is a atm card.
FRIEND is a gold card.
So, which card need U.
Love is Dhoka.
it makes u Boka.
Without ur Money, ur love is Funny.
Lover says: Without ur taka, my love 4 u is fully faka.
So, don't love.
Mother says his SON= Ami tomar jonno 1ta maya dakhache,
sa khub Gunoboti, Rupoboti & Vaggoboti...
SON said: Sorry Mom,
ami jaka valobasi sa akhon GORVOBOTI.
Vai Apnara borolok, khan Murgi,Choden magi.
Tara moddhobitto,khay Mua,mare Gua.
Ora gorib,khay Shutki,mare Putki.
R amra Ovaga, pori Sandle,tai mari Handle.
WIFE is a "Received call ".
SALIka is a"Dialled call".
GIRL FRIEND is a "Missed call ".
LOVER is a "Waiting call ".
But friendship is "Fevicol "
Fokir: Baba 10tk den,Cha khabo
Man: cha to 5 tk
Fokir: girlfriend niye cha khabo
Man: fokir hoyao grlfrd banay felso?
Fokir: Jina, girl friend a amare fokir banaise.
Don't Norachora
Ready? Smile!Click!Developing...Wow!
(_),,~.____
"\,/" :. : :.)'\,
_!,!,!"""!,!,!"_
what a nice cow ur!
Hambaaaa.. Ha ha ha
Dont ask the meaning of 2659 from any woman.
Bcoz this is thier private code:2 inch ka hole,
6 inch ka pole,5 minute ka maja,9 month ka saza.
r u know about THIS.
Chuda hoy din a,chuda hoy raate.
Kom rate a chuda jay vor dupure.
A Jeno desh shera chudar condom,
chuda chudi kori tai jokhon tokhon.
AIDS nie tension r kori na..
Desh condom ache tai nei vabona...Desh...Desh...Desh...
chudar condom desh...
Amra valoi chudi...
apni valo choden to......?
'BIDROHI DHON'-by kobijada
Ami shokto ami khara,Ami dhukina norom jinish chara.
Ami dhon ami bara,Hoyna khara narir sporsho chara.
Ami bash ami lohar dondo,Ami kori shob londovondo.
Amar goray gocha gocha chul,Ami matha kata angul.
Ami sei din hobo shanto,
Jedin birjopat kore hobo klanto.
Beautyful grl r like internet virus.
They ENTER ur life,SCAN ur pockets,
EDIT ur mind,DOWNLOAD their problem,
DELETE ur smile & HANG ur life forever.
So b carefull.
Banglar special shomash nirnoy-
1.Chumki=chudibar humki.
2.Gamvirjo=Gamla vora birjo.
3.Vodrota=Vodar vitor adrota.
4.Choshma=Chushe mami hashe mama.
5.Sasuri=sayar moddhe sursuri.
6.Uccho-maddhomic=Ucche laf dia mamir voday mamar kick.
7.Brammon=Brar modhe 2mon.
8.Chomotkar=Chuidda muidda ekakar.
9.Chutmarani=chute chute more j nani.
11.Nondini=Nunu cheye chilo, dayini.
12.Chador=chodar
A plane asked a rocket both we r fly in the sky.
But I can't understand why u r faster than me?
Rocket answered: khankir pola hugai Agun lagle bujhbi.
Ak 'AIDS' rogike tar ma cithi likse-
"Desh a asish na baba.Karon tui ele amader kajer buar AIDS hobe.
Kajer buar AIDS hole tor babar hobe.
Tor babar hole amr hobe.
Amar hole tor kakar hobe.
Tor kakar hole tor kakir hobe.
R tor kakir hole pura gramer manuser hobe.
Ki dorkar baba tor desh a asar?
Tui okhanei mor.
A guy donated blood 2 his girlfriend.
After break up he wanted his blood back.
Girl threw her used whisper at him & says,
i'll pay in monthly installments...
A frnd gives hope when life is low.
A frnd is a place where u can go.
A frnd is a relation which is true.
A frnd is precious as like as u always....
5 benifits of girl's milk :
1-cat can't drink.
2-no need to boil.
3-no expiry date.
4-packed in safe and beutiful container.
5-ektar sathe ekta free.
,'@ . - .
(\\__.' ' ,
_/\_ ',',
Dusto kichhu mone koiro na.
Tumar mobile-a ektu hishu korlam,
mobile ta ektu dhuye falaio.
Personality of women according to BRA Size..
30"= Innocent
32"= Calm
34"= Defensive
36"= Sexy
38"= Hot
40"= Aggresve
42"= Out Of CONTROL...
So be careful..
"Ami apnar jonno akta meye dakache, she Gunoboti, Rupoboti & Vaggoboti.."
Son said "Kintu ami jake dakese she akhon GORVOBOTY!!!".
When i want a flower,
god give me a garden.
When i want a tree,
god give me a forest.
When i want a message,
god give me a friend you...you...by...
Happy NewYear...2008...
Love is gamble.
Sex is a game.
Boys do the action.
Girls get the blame.
1 night of pleasure
10 month 10 days of pain,
then1 day in hospital need a junior horliches
UR
20% GREAT.
{G}
20% OBEDIENT.
{O}
20% BEAUTIFUL.
{B}
20% EMOTIONAL.
{E}
20% TALENT.
{T}
AND
ACTUALLY
YOU ARE{20+20+20+20+20}
=100% "Sundor"
Tui akta hattimatimtim,
tor navir nicha khara akta sing,
sing er nicha jola 2ta dim.
dim er vitor sada sada kirim.
tui akta hattimatimtim..
RAKAL SOB GADARA KABAR DICA KINTU
AKTA GADA KABAR PAINAI KARON SA SMS PORCHA.
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its a magic fish,
it can swim in ur mobile.
do u want 2check?
ok lets put ur mobile into water,
it must be swim...trust me!
I can,t live with out U.
Because U are my life.
if U finish,i will die.
because i,m living only for u.
what r u thinking about.
I m just taking about OXYZEN.
Har pal Har vaqt
.
' 12 ' .
9 > 3
' . 6 . '
Har saans aur dil ki har dharkan kehti hae.
.*""*.*""*.
*
I MISS *
"*. U .*"
"*.*''
Gorur lez nore chore ; lez uthale gobor pore ;
jotodin porbe gobor ami nebo tomar khobor;; HA!HA!HA!
Good songs,few minutes happy.
Good films,few hours happy.
Good colleges,few years happy.
But good friend like you,life long happy.
Call to any banglalink numbar 0.05 TK per min for 1 month.
Active it,
go to your massege option and type
"Banglalink amar baper company"
and then send it to 420..
Bondhu mane nil sagore uthle pora dheu,
Bondhu mane moner majhe khuje paoa keu.
Bondhu mane dure theko onek kachakachi,
Sokal bikal janiye dis BONDHU AMI ACHI.
Amar sorir valo na.
doctor er kache gelam kaaj hoy na.
tai ek hujur er kache gelam sha bollo
"kono kothin papi k sms kor valo hoye jaba.
akhon valo lagche.
Adam and Hawa created love,
Romeo and Juliet continued it,
Devdas and Parboti suffered a lot,
Shirin and Forhad carried for it,
Laili and Mojnu died for it,
so do not love anyone,
because where is love there is sorrow.
Life is short-time,
so love ur FATHER,MOTHER,BROTHER &SISTE
AAH!UFF!UI MAA!ASTE!AOUCH!R PARCHINA!PLZ R NA!
MORE GELAM
R koto?
Dekhcho lagche,Tobuo tipcho
.
.
.
MOBILE bole ki
batha lage na......
Jene rekho tomar durdine hobo tomar sathi,
amra dujone debo durer poth pari,
amar hathe thakbe tomar golar dori,
tumi korbe humba humba,
ami dibo bari..!.!.!.
When i want a flower, God give me a garden.
When i want a tree, God give me a forest.
When i want a message,
God give me a friend you...you...by...
Happy NewYear...
A pakistani go to kitchen to make omlet.
When he broke the egg it was emty.
He got angry & said lagta hai
ajkal murga sala condom use corne laga.
Bolo ki tomar khoti jiboner othoi nodi
par hoi tomake dore durbol manus jodi
this song by vupen hazarica try 2 understand it.
Sorrey brother forgive me
i told u honesty ples don't miss understand me.
give me a chance .
I appolised to u ples
Sobai toke marlo keno?
Ans- amr ekta photo ek mohilar payer kache porechelo.
ami take bollam,apu apne ek2 sharita tulen ami photo tulbo.
bas public na bujhei...
Oneday a girl wear a jeans pant,
unfortunately her chain is open.
A boy saw n said da girl'hello miss plz close ur tajmahal door
cause my kutub minar is dancing.
Bichi bole sona bai tumi boro itor,
amare baire rekhe jao gorter vitor.
Vitor giye tumi koro sudha paan,
amare ki banaiso vodar darowan?
Love is good and fuck is honey.
A lot of people fucked by money.
But if u think that fuck is funny
then fuck urself and save ur money
Oi dekha jai bal gachh.
Oi tumader ga.
Oi khanete bas kore khanki magira.
O magi tui khas ki bichi tui chash ki.
Bichi ami khai na.
Bara ami pai na
ekta jodi pai
omni dhore gapush gupush khai.
Dhoner bichi jora jora,
tipbo dud marbo goa,
ore magi panty sora aschhe amar pagla bara.
Pagla bara khepeche mal chure mereche.
Oh! Boddo legeche.
When a apple is green,it's ready 2 pluk.
When a girl is 16,is ready 2 FUCK.
Apple says bite me,eat me,take my gum.
Girl says sake me,fluk me,make me mum.
Wife is car,
hasband is driver.
Dud is horn.
sona is ingin.
Sanger mata is giar.
Thala is dakka.
Pisla pani is mobil.
Pos pos awas is pumper.
Ami bidrohi kobi chodna,
ami onner bow chudi magna.
ami oonmad,
ami pagol,
ami dekheci onek narir bogol.
ami shei din hobo shanto,
j din chude chude hobo klanto
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Bolchilam na baba!
Aijka bajare onek maiya asbo.
Aij kintu sundori ekta maiyar loge amar bia deoni lagbo.
Tokhon bujhtam na babar mukhta omon molin thakto ken!
Pore janlam sei boyose baba ek sundurir kach theika chaka kaisilo.
Tokhon bujlam sundurider haat thaika bachte pare nai
amar baba-tar baba-tar baba.
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type ur ma$sage option in this way
The life without u is impossible.
u r in my heart,my blood, my breath.
i can not stay 4 u a secound.
if u r not i am dead.
O hello i am talking about oxygen.
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Your registration number is dhk01344.
True love story:
A Mosquito&Hen fell in love with each other.
1day they kissed each other.
Then the Hen died of Dangou &Mosquito died of BirdFlu.
What's a Tragedy!
Life is akte-l go ahead.
Friend is citycell- bcoz we care.
Our relation is banglalink ajibon meyad.
U R my GP durotto jotoi houk kache thako.
Star has 5 end 0
square has 4 end
triangle 3 end
line has 2 end
life has 1 end
but the limit of our FRIENDSHIP
has n0 end......
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Banglar special shomash nirnoy-
1.Chumki=chudibar humki.
2.Gamvirjo=Gamla vora birjo.
3.Vodrota=Vodar vitor adrota.
4.Choshma=Chushe mami hashe mama.
5.Sasuri=sayar moddhe sursuri.
6.Uccho-maddhomic=Ucche laf dia mamir voday mamar kick.
7.Brammon=Brar modhe 2mon.
8.Chomotkar=Chuidda muidda ekakar.
9.Chutmarani=chute chute more j nani.
11.Nondini=Nunu cheye chilo, dayini.
12.Chador=chodar
Good songs,few minutes happy.
Good films,few hours happy.
Good colleges,few years happy.
But good friend like you,life long happy.
Modina sorif e 1 lok k huzur(SM) sopne bolasen
amar ummat k bole daw tara jano QURAN ER TILAWAT KORE
R NAMAZ ER TAGID KORE ai sms ta j 11 jon k send korbe
se 9 dine valo khobor pabe noyto
15 bosor porjonto kono khusir shongbad pabena.Plz do it.
Amar sorir valo na.doctor er kache gelam kaaj hoy na.
tai ek hujur er kache gelam sha bollo
"kono kothin papi k sms kor valo hoye jaba.
akhon valo lagche.
I can,t live with out U.
Because U are my life.
if U finish,i will die.
because i,m living only for u.
what r u thinking about.
I m just taking about OXYZEN.
For handset settings,
type Wap/Internet/Mms <handset name>
<model> Send 1 SMS for each to 8080,
e.g., WAP Nokia 6220 & Save reply SMS (PIN 1234)
jStart your day with lot of.....
S
E
X
I mean....
S-mile
E-ntertainment
X-citement.
Jodi tumi chao, surjo ane dibo.
Jodi tumi chao, chad pere dibo.
Jodi tumi kado, chokher jol moche dibo
. Jodi tumi hasho, daat fele dibo.
Dream makes everything possible,
hope makes everything work,
love makes everything beautiful,
smile makes all the above..
So always brush ur teeth & laugh Ha..Ha...
Beauty does n't mean how smart u r, of ur movement,
ur face.Beauty means the freshness of inner side.
'SO CHANGE UR UNDERWARE'
LIFE IS AKTEL-clearly ahead.
FRIEND IS CITYCEL-bcoz we care.
OUR RELATION IS BANGLALINK-aajibon meyaad.
YOU ARE MY GRAMEENPHONE-
durotto jotoi hok kache tako.
Shuvecha rasi rasi,
Goru Na khasi?
Tikka Na jhal fry?
Ntv Na channel-i?
Relax na busy?
i top up na flaxi?
fatua Na shirt?
Wishing from heart-
EID Mubarak . . . . ! ! !
Good look catches the eyes.
Good personality catches the heart.
U are blessed with both.
Jab tum haste ho lagta hai ki insan pahle bandor tha.
Gussa mat ho yaar keu ki jab tum gussa karte ho,
lagta hai insan avi vi bandor hai.
If u r a chocolate u r the sweetest,
if u r a teddy bear u r the cutest,
if u r a star u r the brightest,
if u r my friend u r the luckiest.
Give laugh to all, but smile to one,
give hand to all but arm to one,
give cheeks to all but lips 2 one,
give love 2 all but heart 2 one.
Let everybody loves u but u love one
Nipple nipple don’t be far,
can I press u in my car,
up above the breast so high,
always milky never dry,
can I suck u don’t feel shy,
if u say no, I will cry.
ife is 4 u, death is 4 me.
Being happy for u, being sad 4 me.
Being together 4 u, being lonely 4 me.
Everything is for u,
but a friend like u are only for me.
Three monkeys fled from the zoo,
one went to the cinema,
second went to the jungle and
3rd one is reading this SMS.
Gul ko gulshan mubarak,
shayar ko shayari mubarak,
chand ko chandni mubarak,
hamari aur se apko EID MUBARAK.
I opened my wallet & found it empty;
I searched my bag & found a few coins.
When I reached my heart,
I found a friend like u,
then I realized how rich I am.
The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky,
the rose may kiss the butterfly,
the morning dew may kiss the grass
but u my friend can kiss my ass.
If friendship is rain drop I m sending u shower,
if friendship is second I m sending u hours,
if friendship is water I m sending u sea,
if friendship is person I m sending u me.
We are friend forever.
U picked me up, took me home and put your hand around my west,
u took off my tops. Thank god I m a bottle of pepsi.
Time says waste me not. Money says spent me not,
study says leave me not, sms says erase me not,
me says forget me not.
It was a romantic night,
she took me to bed opened all my covers,
insert her tongue into my hole,
I was melting in his mouth thank god,
I am polo the mint with the hole.
Love is a name, Sex is a game.
Forget the name and play the game!
Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.
Life is a long journey to go;
Life is a game yet to be played more;
Life s a question yet to be answered more;i
Life is a challenge yet to be faced more.
Live ur life as long as u can
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